The Secret Life Of College Students

Will Diaz & Jessica Schadel

Were you ever curious what it feels like to be constantly broke and stressed the hell out? Well come to college. Where the ramen flows like wine and the Starbies lines go out the door but that is just the beginning.

It all starts with FASFA, the entire website is an f$@#*@ joke. They make it so damn hard to create a username aaaannndd ohhhhhh baby, if you forget your password you're done for. Unless you're an escort but god knows that being a barista at Starbucks won't get the bills paid even when the people are flowing in because of the Pumpkin Spice. Oh yes, the spices of all pumpkins. College starts and you are already broke because you wasted all your money on tuition, books, Starbucks and ramen. Which hopefully you don't die from all of the sodium and caffeine, because that's all you're going to be ingesting for the next few years.

Thats what they really don't tell you in High school, is that you are going to be poor in a couple of months. Most people don't have cars but if you are living on campus its not so bad. I would say invest for a skateboard, or a longboard... or a scooter.

actual student, Tyrone, 21, poor and sober. #Ramenlyfe #prayforme